You guys should consider yrself lucky that there is fields to spread the human sh@t on, or they would have to pump it into the lake. I invented a device in 1961 that used a 9 volt battery and parts from a transistor radio and a small nuclear pellet like the ones in your smoke alarm, that when worn around your belt, would make all the air within a 6 foot radiis of you smell like a fresh ocean breeze. But thay wouldn';t letme sell them due to some stupid nuclear radiation laws that are designed to only let the government make money on the uranium they mine, and every one else has to suffer. Then they tapped my phone and there were people always watching me everytinme I went to town to by stuff at the radio shack, and things I needed were mysteriouisly out of stock when I needed them and I know that they just hid them cause I was coming due to fear of the government closing them down or something.