To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets

To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets

They live here. You don't.
If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That's why they call it "fur"niture.)
I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.
Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they:

Eat less
Don't ask for money all the time
Are easier to train
Usually come when called
Never drive your car
Don't hang out with drug-using friends
Don't smoke or drink
Don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions
Don't wear your clothes
Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and
If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.