For those with boring 'out of office' auto response messages.... ;)

Best 'Out of Office' Automatic Email Replies:



1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.



2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.



3. Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.



4. I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.



5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.



6. The email server is unable to verify your server connection. Your message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try sending again.



7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.



8. Hi, I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.



9. I've run away to join a different circus.



10. I will be out of the office for the next two weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Lucille' instead of Steve.

I like this one best, hhaa

8. Hi, I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.

" Hi. I actually AM at my desk right now listening as you leave your message. Although you may not know, or care, I am a temp office employee from Steven services or some other like service. Since I am earning one third less than everyone else here, I think its only fair that I do 33 per cent less work. Unfortunately for you, I have fulfilled my daily quota, so your call will be automatically deleted. Either call someone elses extension, or try mine tomorrow. thank you for calling.

Dakota..I enjoyed your photos! Especially the nature closeups!

Hello, I am currently sitting at my desk listeningor read your message. Unforturely for you, yesterday I had a meeting with my boss for a raise and he told me that there was no money for raises this year. So please call him at ext.222 or thebosswith10weeksvacation@lll
Thank you and have a great Day!